"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*sketchers light up*
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
i cant stop laughing omg
Ray the funny quote guy
yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out
Part ways amicably like you really mean it!
All I can see is geoff and Millie
zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”
If I were writing Sherlock, I’d have given the plane scene a hug, dammit.
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