Welcome to the Mind TARDIS! ON HIATUS!!!

mhiilk:

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

let’s play Murder

New favourite joke:

shineonovermyclouds:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

i cant stop laughing omg

starexorcist:

Ray the funny quote guy

starexorcist:

Ray the funny quote guy

breakingbag:

yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

theachievementhuntress:

kingcheddarxvii:

Part ways amicably like you really mean it!

All I can see is geoff and Millie

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

heyfunniest:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

heyfunniest:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

archiaart:

If I were writing Sherlock, I’d have given the plane scene a hug, dammit.

artichokehold:

how to walk a mile: a 5280 step program

see-but-do-not-observe:

How does he say it with a straight face? (x)