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charlyvonkarma said: YOU CAN DO IT,MAN, BEING SCARED IS A SIDE EFFECT, FOLLOW YOUR DREEEEEEEEEEAMS

thank you darling - I hope they get back to me soon!!

egobus:

Mean Girls!Avengers requested by a friend 

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ngoziu:

Illogical. There exist no such device to measure—

my levels of sass captain

Help everything is Star Trek and I want out.

Jesus take the Enterprise.
I’m emotionally compromised.

lightsofyoureyes:

diariesofaglaswegianoddity:

halmablog:

I’m going to keep reblogging this.

YES YES YES YES ALL OF THIS YES YES.

Shove this post down the throat of every single school board member and politician. 

someoneudontknow5:

Can you guys guess my ships?

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YOU SEEM LIKE A VERY CLEVER AND SOPHISTICATED GIRL FOR SOMEONE OF YOUR AGE AND BEING A YEAR YOUNGER I ADMIRE THAT. HAVE A JOLLY GOOD DAY AND THE BEST OF LUCK IN ALL YOUR ENDEAVORS.
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THANK YOU KIND STRANGER I AM VERY HUMBLED AND I AM SURE THAT YOU ARE JUST AS WISE AND ADORABLE.

tennantwhovian:

jamesmariarty:

artbylexie:

Wondercon 2013 - Things The Deserve Their Own Post : canaryblack’s FABULOUS Femme!Ten costume.

LOOK HOW FABULOUS IT IS.

I HAVE LOST ALL ABILITY TO CAN WITH THIS YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND.

Hand-frakking-made, GORGEOUS in person and the parasol (go, J!!!) was utter perfection. 

WINNER OF BEST ORIGINAL DESIGN AND JUDGES’ FAVORITE AT THE WONDERCON MASQUERADE!

I’m so stupidly proud of her. 

This is one of the most gorgeous cosplays I have EVER seen. Ever.

This would be my wedding dress, if I didn’t hate the idea of marriage….

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i made a thing

helpful as fuck

Are you a teacher because you should be one

Reblogging for future reference

Reblogging for the teachers’ amusement.

the-221st-doctor answered your question: 

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GUYS

I CANNOT

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! THANK YOU!!

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How To Make Love

halffizzbin:

cricketandperv:

violetsunnyklaus:

About seven years ago, all my friends my age got married. And about three years after that, they all started having babies, which set into motion the idea that eventually they’re gonna have to talk about sex to their kids. And that just freaks me out. I have cats—they were broken, but now they’re fixed—so I don’t have to worry about this. However, if I had the opportunity to suddenly be confronted by my son as a young man asking me for advice about sex… with girls… this is what I would say.

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.

Love, Dad.

This guy’s writing is fantastic. And also OMG STAR WARS.

Holy shit this is literally all you need to know.

You're smart too, and creative. Your fics are amazing! You are just fantastic all around <3
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anon bby you’re too kind!! <3