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A slightly Johniarty fic about what would have happened if Moriarty had called John as his witness in court and prepared some questions for him? =) (I love all of your stories by the way! They are so many and so epic and you're so talented!)
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(You’re so adorable! Thank you darling! I’m so sorry this has taken so long - seriously it’s been months since I got this - but thank you for sending it!! I hope you like this!)

“Defense, call your witness.” the judge droned. He kept his eyes on the man in the grey suit on the bench, who was chewing gum and smirking at him.

The barrister defending James Moriarty stood up and said: “Defense now calls Doctor John Watson to the stand.”

John Watson’s eyes widened. He glanced over at Moriarty, who had slightly turned his head so that he could see John out of the corner of his eye. Moriarty grinned. He kept chewing his gum as he turned his gaze back to the judge.

“Doctor John Watson, please approach the stand.” the judge gestured to him.

John took a deep breath. He could feel everyone’s eyes staring at him. The journalists in the observation seats furiously scribbled notes down in their books - Dr John H. Watson, middle-aged, wearing a black suit and a profoundly aggravated expression, stands up and prepares to provide his account of the Moriarty crimes. Dr Watson is most well-known for his dubious relationship with Mr Sherlock Holmes… love or friendship?… this is sure to be the statement of the century… and even more bullshit. John stood on the podium, feeling very exposed despite the wooden shield between him and the gallery. The jury stared at him; the judge watched him and Moriarty closely; the barrister smiled almost kindly at him. Moriarty just grinned. He looked like a snake waiting to guzzle an innocent animal that had wandered into its path.

“Hello, Doctor.” the barrister smiled. “Let’s proceed. How long have you known James Moriarty?”

“I haven’t known him in the sense you mean.” John said. “We met last year, at St Bartholomew’s Hospital. I didn’t know who he was until we met for a second time, which was a few weeks after that.”

“And where did you meet him the second time?”

“By the pool.” John’s arms broke out into goosebumps. He felt a cold chill on his spine. “Moriarty drugged me and strapped me to a semtex bomb. He tried to kill me.”

“And this was the man who did all that?” the barrister pointed at Moriarty, who was still chewing his gum innocently.

“Yes, that’s him.”

“Doctor Watson, how would you describe James Moriarty?” the barrister asked. 

“In a professional capacity, I’d say James Moriarty has a psychological condition. He’s obsessive - obsessed with Sherlock Holmes, in any case. He’s a murderer. He’s a kidnapper. He’s… he’s insane.”

“And those are your own words?”

“Mine and Sherlock’s.”

“Are you sure that this was the man that met you by the pool?” the barrister asked.

John frowned slightly. Where is this going? “I’m positive.”

“And there’s no chance that this man could have been a decoy? An actor? A man paid by Sherlock Holmes to pretend to kill you?”

“What? No! That’s Moriarty!” John’s voice rose nearly to a shout.

“It is true, is it not, that your relationship with Sherlock Holmes was influenced by the events of that night?” the barrister kept the smile on his face, though now it was more menacing.

“That has nothing to do with-“

“Your honour,” the barrister turned to the judge. “it is possible that Holmes staged the alleged ‘incident at the pool’ to become closer with Doctor Watson. This man,” he pointed at his client. “could merely have been a pawn in Holmes’s scheme.”

“No!” John barked. “You’re wrong!”

“Do you have any evidence, Doctor Watson, that this man is Moriarty? We have proof of Richard Brook’s background, but not Moriarty’s. No history, no past reported crimes. Richard Brook is real.” the barrister smiled triumphantly. “Moriarty is not.”

John’s jaw hung open. The reporters and journalists were in a frenzy, shouting and scribbling notes and trying to snap pictures of the flummoxed doctor. The judge banged his gavel on the table, crying for order. The barrister sat down, looking pleased with himself.

John looked over at Moriarty. The professor looked back at the doctor and smiled. He winked, forming a little heart shape with his fingers and thumbs. John glared at the man. He mouthed the words: you bastard, but Moriarty simply laughed and mouthed back: gotcha.

“Sod it!” John threw his pen down in anger. It bounced off one of the three textbooks that lay open on the table and rolled along. “Sod this. I refuse to go on.”

Sherlock, leaning back in his chair with his feet on the table, pointed his toes and stopped the pen before it rolled off the edge. He smirked at his friend. “Are you still revising?”

John glared at him. “I was. Not any-more. I can’t continue, it’s doing my head in.” he flopped forwards, planting his face on the desk. “Leave me to die…” he moaned.

Sherlock sighed. He swung his feet off the table and sat up properly, looking at John with a smile. “Do you want some help?”

“No.”

“Are you sure?”

“Sherlock, you don’t even take A Levels. You take GCSEs, which are a bloody piece of cake compared to these.”

“I’m sure they’re not that bad.” Sherlock stood up and sat in the chair next to John, pulling the textbook nearest his friend’s head towards him. “Biology. Sounds simple enough. Are you sure you don’t want help? By the looks of it, this is very easy.”

“Yeah, well, not all of us are super-geniuses that write essays in their sleep.”

Sherlock smirked. “Be glad.”

“Look, I just need a break. I’m going outside.” John started to stand up, but Sherlock quickly pinned him to his seat by throwing his legs onto John’s lap. He lay half across John and half across his chair, smirking. John’s cheeks flushed pink. “Sherlock, get off.”

“Not until you let me help you.”

“I don’t need help!”

“Please?” Sherlock sat up, bringing his face closer to John’s. He put one hand on the table to steady himself and slid the other up John’s neck and onto his rapidly reddening cheek. “I’ll make it worth your while.”

John sighed. “Fine. One chapter, then we go outside.”

Sherlock grinned. He quickly kissed his friend on the lips. “Brilliant.”

so I got bored and made a Moriarty-centric blog

greenpantsandsemtex

all adaptations, especially BBC, Granada, Ritchie and Elementary will be posted

I love my darling baby psychopath <3

I need to follow more Moriarty-centric blogs

if you post a lot of just Moriarty, like this post so I can check out your blog

I need more Lestrade/Sherlock fics

can anyone recommend some?

I liked her in the book, A Scandal in Bohemia. I thought her character was incredible - the only person to ever beat the great Sherlock Holmes, and a woman no less! Holmes held such disdain for womenfolk. He despised them. But then Irene Adler came along and he had a new found respect for the gender, because he saw that some women are incredibly intelligent. 
In the book, Irene goes to live with her new husband, because she has gotten her money and has beaten the great detective. Holmes never catches her. She even baffles him with a disguise (she walks past him in a long coat and hat, pretending to be a man). The ending to the book was perfect - Irene is happy with her husband, Watson is actually ecstatic that Holmes was baffled, the King of Bohemia got his pictures back, and Holmes fell a little bit in love. (Although at the end, when Watson goes home to his wife, Holmes goes back to “the cocaine bottle”. Yes I’m sad and I can recite the entire book. Shut up.)
 The BBC version introduced me to Sherlock Holmes. Irene’s episode is what made me fall in love with the series (being the first episode I watched). However, looking back on the episode, I can see lots of flaws in it, especially in Irene’s character.
Sherlock beat her in the end. NO NO NO. The whole point of Irene is that she is the woman who beat Sherlock. Yes he saved her life in the end and repaid his debt to her, but he shouldn’t have beaten her in the first place.
Irene fell in love with Sherlock. WHY WHY WHY. Holmes 4 Adler but Adler n/4 Holmes. She liked him, and was intrigued by him, but was NOT in love with him.
Irene was happy in the end of the book. She loved her husband very dearly. In the series, she just kind of… ends. She goes to die. If Sherlock hadn’t been there, she would have died. There was no need for that! If they had just said “hey she’s living overseas with another man and she’s happy”, Sherlock would have been appeased and they would have stayed true to the story. But nope.
I do love BBC’s Irene. Lara Pulver is an amazing actress, and I really admire her. BBC’s Irene is gorgeous, witty, clever - but fell short at the end.

Don’t get me wrong. I loved the episode, and I still do. But it was changed a lot, and in hindsight I think they could have made it better by sticking more to the book.

I liked her in the book, A Scandal in Bohemia. I thought her character was incredible - the only person to ever beat the great Sherlock Holmes, and a woman no less! Holmes held such disdain for womenfolk. He despised them. But then Irene Adler came along and he had a new found respect for the gender, because he saw that some women are incredibly intelligent. 

In the book, Irene goes to live with her new husband, because she has gotten her money and has beaten the great detective. Holmes never catches her. She even baffles him with a disguise (she walks past him in a long coat and hat, pretending to be a man). The ending to the book was perfect - Irene is happy with her husband, Watson is actually ecstatic that Holmes was baffled, the King of Bohemia got his pictures back, and Holmes fell a little bit in love. (Although at the end, when Watson goes home to his wife, Holmes goes back to “the cocaine bottle”. Yes I’m sad and I can recite the entire book. Shut up.)

 The BBC version introduced me to Sherlock Holmes. Irene’s episode is what made me fall in love with the series (being the first episode I watched). However, looking back on the episode, I can see lots of flaws in it, especially in Irene’s character.

  1. Sherlock beat her in the end. NO NO NO. The whole point of Irene is that she is the woman who beat Sherlock. Yes he saved her life in the end and repaid his debt to her, but he shouldn’t have beaten her in the first place.
  2. Irene fell in love with Sherlock. WHY WHY WHY. Holmes 4 Adler but Adler n/4 Holmes. She liked him, and was intrigued by him, but was NOT in love with him.
  3. Irene was happy in the end of the book. She loved her husband very dearly. In the series, she just kind of… ends. She goes to die. If Sherlock hadn’t been there, she would have died. There was no need for that! If they had just said “hey she’s living overseas with another man and she’s happy”, Sherlock would have been appeased and they would have stayed true to the story. But nope.

I do love BBC’s Irene. Lara Pulver is an amazing actress, and I really admire her. BBC’s Irene is gorgeous, witty, clever - but fell short at the end.

Don’t get me wrong. I loved the episode, and I still do. But it was changed a lot, and in hindsight I think they could have made it better by sticking more to the book.

THE WAITRESS AT THE RESTAURANT I JUST WENT TO WAS IN SHERLOCK

YOU KNOW THEY WERE FILMING IN CHELTENHAM (MY HOME TOWN) THE OTHER MONTH?

YEAH SHE WAS WORKING IN THE RESTAURANT THEY WERE FILMING IN

SHE MET BENEDICT AND MARTIN AND SHE SAID THEY WERE LOVELY

SHOUTOUT TO THE MOST AWESOME WAITRESS EVER

“The Crowded Drive” is the best one of The Road Trip series. (x)

IT’S TIME FOR LUNA’S FIC RECSSSSSSS

My fic rec page is here (x), but my friend yellowteapots is halfway through Sherlock episode 1, and that calls for a roundup of the best fics in the Sherlock fandom :)

  1. The Long Drive Series
    Incredibly funny, cute and true to the series. My favourite fic series ever.
  2. Alone on the Water
    The most heartbreaking and famous fic in the fandom. A must-read for literally everyone.
  3. I’m The Kind of Human Wreckage That You Love
    Johniarty smut. Reels you in with adorableness, sexiness, hotness, and then breaks your heart.
  4. A Cure For Boredom
    Johnlock and John/random people smut. CINNAMON.
  5. The Detective Series
    Adorable Wholock with Time Lord!Sherlock.
  6. The(y) Kiss
    Johnlock fluffinessssss.
  7. I Just Had Sex
    Very short Johnlock drabble - guaranteed laughs.
  8. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    Hilarious and generic but very short.
  9. I Don’t Speak French
    Victor/Sherlock. Cuteness galore and then… yeah.
  10. A Week is Just Seven Days, Isn’t It?
    Johnlock - INCREDIBLY AWESOME JOHNLOCK.
  11. It’s a Love Story, Baby Just Say Yes
    Canebrella. Adorable crack.
  12. Performance In a Leading Role
    Another perfect MadLori fic. Johnlock AU.

I hope you enjoy!! :D

I love Moriarty so much. If you’ve been following me for a while, you’ll have seen my essays and answers about him.

There’s just something about him, you know? Moriarty in any form is the epitome of brilliance. In the canon ACD books, his character stood out from the rest. You can’t have Sherlock Holmes without James Moriarty. He is just as well-known as the consulting detective himself. “The Final Problem” is probably the most well-known Sherlock Holmes book, after Baskerville and Bohemia, and why? Because the overall villain, the insatiable genius, the changeable madman, Moriarty, is in that book.

The BBC Moriarty is my favourite portrayal. I love the Granada one, and Ritchie’s Moriarty is awesome, but the BBC Moriarty captured my heart and soul as soon as I saw him. Not only is Andrew Scott a complete hottie and an absolutely amazing, versatile and incomparable actor, but the actual character of BBC’s Moriarty is stunning. He’s insane! He’s a genius! He’s a psychopath! If he was a normal genius, he wouldn’t be as deep or as interesting. It’s because he has flaws, because he’s insane, because he’s different and yet so similar to Sherlock, that we find him so brilliant.

Sane, non-Tumblr people always say that the villain is the worst character.

Moriarty proves them wrong every single time.

What the Hell have our fandoms come to? Some people are actually sending hate messages to the actresses.

Let me say that again. To the ACTRESSES. The ones who give you all these amazing shows, the ones who DON’T HAVE TO DO IT BUT THEY DO BECAUSE THEY LOVE THEIR PROFESSION. 

And you’re sending them things like “go kill yourself” and “you can’t act”?

Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. I only hope that the actresses who are being hated can see that the messages are not on behalf of the whole fandom.

Sending hate messages to anyone is horrible, lowly and downright insolent. How dare you?

Some people make me ashamed to be a fangirl. I don’t want to feel like that. None of us do. So stop.

If I ever doubt my devotion to Sherlock, make me watch A Study in Pink.

If I ever doubt my devotion to Doctor Who, make me watch Rose.

If I ever doubt my devotion to Avengers, make me watch Iron Man 1.

Sometimes it’s good to go back and remember why you fell in love with them in the first place.

I can’t be the only one who sheds a tear at the poem 1895

so i've read pretty much all of your *amazing* fics and was wondering if you could recommend any other sherlock fanficion to read?

/blush/ thanks darling!

All my fic recs are HERE.

Some new ones that I might not have added are:

  • Sleeping With Dragons (Hobbitlock, John/Smaug)
  • I Don’t Speak French (Victor/Sherlock)
  • Man and Beast (Werewolf AU, Johnlock)
  • One Date, Three Meals, and The End of Things (Moriarty/Sherlock, set after season 1)
I hope that helps! I’d really recommend The Long Drive series and ITKOHWTYL. They’re brilliant!

New fanfic rec: I Don’t Speak French

Fandom: Sherlock

Ship: Sherlock Holmes / Victor Trevor

Rating: hot and heartbreaking

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