why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
i mean
best male/female character
best antagonist
best plot development
best plot twist
come on
FANS OF THE HOBBIT & LOTR
you don’t have to have read the book
you don’t have to like all 13 dwarves
you don’t even have to know all their names
you don’t have to speak fluent Sindarin or know who Morgoth is or know what year Tolkien finished his studies at Exeter or even understand that the Necromancer is Sauron
YOU CAN STILL BE A FAN OF THE FILMS OK
elrond says ignore everyone who says otherwise ok and who can argue with that forehead
parents: why are you on the internet all the time you have homework
my mind: i fucking know i have homework to do you idiots i'm over stressed and i'm distracting myself on purpose school is fucking hell you may have gone when you were younger but it's fucking different now there are all new stresses and bad people and assessments and detentions and tests and exams and pressure and more studying and we over think all these things and it makes everything worse and it scares us so we procrastinate by going on the internet and actually having fun instead of working our asses off because we are so fucking stressed and confused and tired of everything THAT'S WHY I'M ON THE INTERNET ALL THE TIME OK
me: ok
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
THANK GOD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE THOUGHT THIS
also never having a boner
I have serious penis envy, I think that’s why Penis Friday happened.
stoplock
it’s a crossover where you stop crossing bbc!sherlock over with everything
fuckyoulock is a crossover where we can do the fuck we want with sherlock
but what people don’t realize is that, when it comes to fictional characters, they are just as real to us as our friends or lovers or siblings or parents. it doesn’t matter that we can’t touch them or visit them or engage with them in conversation. what matters is that they’ve made an impact on our lives and that is what makes them real.
I made a thing…
This is perfect in so many ways.
Who are the Fandoms?
They’re online royalty.
If the internet was US Weekly they would always be on the cover.
That one there? That’s Supernatural. They’re one of the weirdest fandoms you will ever meet. Damian followed a Supernatural Blog last year…
They asked me how to spell “Wincest.”
And that little one? That’s Sherlock. They’re totally crazy because their show runner invented psychological torture. The Sherlockians know everybody’s business. They deduce everything about everyone.
That’s why their fanon’s so big. It’s full of deductions.
And fanaticism takes a virtual form in Doctor Who. Don’t be fooled, because they may seem like your typical ship-crazy, feels-having, Sci-fi fandom. But, in reality, they are so much more than that.
They’re the time lords. The stars. The other two are just their little workers.
Doctor Who
How do I even begin to explain Doctor Who?
This is precisely how I feel at the moment. :P
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE COOL? A COFFEE SHOP MADE ESPECIALLY FOR WRITERS AND READERS. IF YOU’RE THERE TO READ YOU GET A COFFEE CUP WITH A BOOK RECOMMENDATION AND IF YOU’RE THERE TO WRITE YOU GET A CUP WITH A WRITING PROMPT. BOTH BASED ON GENRE.
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