I should go to bed.
SO SORRY I AM SO SO SO BORED
You have no idea how excited I am to read more Sonder. And see it. Its so brilliant
because this is actually fucking true
this prick ass bitch
- pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
- and is like super shitting nice
- and it pisses me off
- and to add it all
- he is gorgeous
the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes
YEAH JUST TOMATOES
UGH I HATE THIS MAN
Not only that, but he also:
- Reads a significant amount
- Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
- Can carry out urbane conversations
- Is extraordinarily humble and modest
- Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
- Is ginger.
Some more stuff to add on to the list:
- his immense, extensive vocabulary
- the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
- can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
- he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote?
Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.
And may I add, he can also
- play piano
- play violin
- scuba dive
- rock climb
- ride motorbikes
- and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
- oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
- and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen
DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)
So I was watching The Great Mouse Detective with Tellitbyheart and the next thing I knew she’s giving me wonderful headcanons and hilariously awesome AU’s.
Hahaha… I will never figure out how to draw children.
DO JOHN AND SHERLOCK IN THESE OUTFITS
I never knew I needed this in my life.
I really wanna see Moriarty now. Him and Sherlock on Big Ben or whatever. ANYTHING with Moriarty.
I give up on having one single style
oh mY GOD THIS IS PERFECT THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE MADE MY DAY I LOVE YOU CAN WE JUST \GADVCAjlvbaJHDVFBKQYUFVBWYUAVKUjkjhb
you’re very welcome darling :D <3
Oh lord that is perfect *APPLAUSE* I love you for writing that and whoever gave you that promt *^*
/bows/ why thank you sweetie! no autographs ;)
The Whovian fandom looks at the Sherlockian fandom curiously. They’ve been acting strangely for a while now, but really this is getting out of hand. After the airing of Season 3 had been moved to been shown in early 2014 had struck them, they’ve been acting crazier than ever.
“Err.. Sherlock Fandom? You okay?”
The Sherlockians look up from their computer - that they may or may not have hacked into - and frown at the Whovians. “Yeah, I’m fine. Why’d you ask?”
“Look, I know that the announcement hurt you - “
“Hey, I said I’m fine! I’m making gifs, see? Gifs of joooooy and gladness.”
The Whovians readjust their bow-ties nervously and peer over at the computer screen. The caption reads “I DON’T HAVE FFFFFFFFFFRIENDS”, Sherlock’s hair is a nebula catastrophe and Martin Freeman is dancing on his eyebrows. The Whovian’s eye the Sherlockians suspiciously.
“Hmm,” the Whovians murmur. “Have you taken your medication today?”
“Medication? WHAT MEDICATION?”
“Sherlockians, you know you’re a little psychotic - “
“-highly functioning socio-“
“-WHATEVER MAN STOP ACTING CRAZY.”
“SAYS THE PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM.”
The Whovians roll their eyes and snatch the deer stalker hat off their head. “We’re not the crazy ones, Sherlockians. At least we’re not being post-poned.”
The Sherlockians gasped. “Don’t get cocky with me, Whovians.”
“Whatever man, I’m going to go visit the Merlin fandom in hospital.”
cRYING OMG CHLOE I’M DYING
Wow!! Thank you so much! That’s actually so sweet, thank you :) <3
This is for epicluna, a girl who is amazing and talented. I hope you feel better, dear! <3
God, sweetie, you have absolutely blown me away! Thank you so so much!! /hug hug hug/ I am actually crying now - you are so kind and so wonderful, and I honestly can’t express how much this means to me. You’re such a good singer too!! Plus the Moffat/Benedict bit at the end was hilarious :D I adore you so so much - thank you again <3<3<3
ASDFGHKL;AZSDFGHJHGFDSASDFG BBY YOU ARE MORE ASDFGHJK THAN ME OKAY
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT’S UNREAL